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| | Facts on Farts |
 | | However, most farts contain very little oxygen, and you may experience dizziness if you are inhaling overly concentrated fart essence, simply from lack of oxygen. | | | If a person is farting to the extent that it creates problems and unhappiness, then a visit to a doctor is in order. | | | The butt is the location of the anus in humans, and by definition, a fart is an anal escape of intestinal gas. |
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http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
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| | FartNames.com - The Fart List |
| | It is a two-toned fart, the first tone loud, then a pause, and then the second tone. | | | After an old lady farts a Hic-Hachoo-Fart Fart she will usually pat her chest and say, "My, oh my," or "Well, well." There is no reason she should not be proud, as this is probably as neat an old person's fart as there is. | | | For this reason it is strictly a group one identification fart, because there is no real way you can identify a fart that somebody else expected to fart but didn't. |
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http://www.fartnames.com
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| | Urban Dictionary: fart |
| | a fart is a much more deeper emotion. | | | an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it. | | | Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control. |
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fart
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| | Comments on 3993 Ask MetaFilter |
| | I think what most people here are saying is that their relationships are secure enough that they know its boundaries, and farting is one of those things that they are recognizing as superficial in the relationship. | | | Most of my relationships are based on farting. | | | You must practice diligently, and train yourself to fart silently. |
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http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/3993
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| | Da Yoopers - Help us solve this mystery, Do women fart? |
| | This fart lingered in the camper for 45 minutes with all the windows open, preventing any of us from getting to sleep. | | | I once dated some chick who would ask me to straddle her back and give her a massage and then proceed to fart while I sat on her butt. | | | One time when I was pregnant, my husband had to sleep on the couch |
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http://www.dayoopers.com/dowmfart.html
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| | SillyJokes.co.uk's - Fart Jokes |
| | Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. | | | He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. | | | We do not share/sell any of your personal information. |
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http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/fart_machine/sillyjokes.html
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| | I Fart, She Farts, He Farted, we are all farting! Jokes, Humor. |
| | Vapor Feedback I Fart, She Farts, He Farted, we are all farting! | | | Fart Psychology I Fart, She Farts, He Farted, we are all farting! | | | About Our Model I Fart, She Farts, He Farted, we are all farting! |
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http://www.ifarted.com
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| | Fart lighting - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia |
| | One character sets fire to the settee, while another ignites volatile alcohol and destroys the conservatory. | | | However, this was sewn up, and the patient recovered [1]. | | | Flatulence ignition, "fart lighting" or "burning farts" is the practice of setting fire to the gasses produced by flatulence. |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighting_farts
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| | FARTS :: The Fart File :: Email Jokes - Joke, Humor, Fun - Today's Joke |
| | Characteristics of The Ripper often show up in other farts, but make no mistake - this fart is a single, powerful gas-bubble that comes screaming from the farter's butt. | | | The Common Fart is the fart heard most often. | | | Therefore, one person in the group gets up some nerve and releases this common-sounding fart in such a manner that everyone now feels comfortable with group flatulence.. |
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http://www.minnelli.com/jokes/farts/farts.htm
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| | What's a Fart? |
| | Gases are also what can make farts smell bad. | | | For specific medical advice, diagnoses, and treatment, consult your doctor. | | | Farts - also called flatus (say: flay-tus) or intestinal (say: in-tes-tuh-null) gas - are made of, well, gas! |
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http://kidshealth.org/kid/talk/yucky/fart.html
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| | If you would like to submit a gas wav, please do so by emailing it to me. So sit back and relax, let's have some fun. | | | The person who sent this fart called it Popeye. | | | The person who sent this didn't give their name, but they said it sounded like a cricket. |
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http://farts.netcarver.com/submits.htm
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| | Open Directory - Recreation: Humor: Bizarre: Farts |
| | Legendary Farts - Information of flatulence and its role in history. | | | CreateFarts.com - Visitors can custom build their personal farting experience. | | | Farting Survey - Contribute to our research by completing our survey! |
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http://dmoz.org/Recreation/Humor/Bizarre/Farts
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| | Fart Joke |
| | Read the funniest fart stories, updated to stink even more. | | | In passing (gas), remember to be kind to animals, and to respect those who have to live near you, for they may laugh at fart jokes, but having to sit through a cloud of noxious fumes released by a friend, family member, spouse, or co-worker is no bed of roses. | | | This site unleashes the deadliest stinkers known to humankind onto you, our kind audience. |
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http://www.fartjoke.com
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| | OVER THE HILL BIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR THE OLD FART |
| | Now is your opportunity to give them one of our useful gifts so they can stop blaming it on the dog (and the dog will be happy too). | | | The Old Fart Slippers are great fun and practical too. | | | Just squeeze the doll at that critical moment and no one will know who really farted. |
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http://www.bkpuffnstuff.com/old_fart.htm
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| | Fart dot to hear funny fart sounds online with amazing Fart sound effects |
| | Question: From dot (dotturton@hotmail.co.uk) : Do the farts come of someones bot or are they fake? | | | Answer: These farts are 100% authentic US-made flatus. | | | Question: From Noelle (Bigshots9193@aol.com) : take out the backround noise so that people in other rooms think that that person is really farting. |
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http://www.dotfart.com
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| | Da Yoopers - New Fart Album! |
| | I laughed so darn much that I had to change my shorts. | | | I'm a gassy person, although I wish I wasn't - it can cause me to fart sometimes in a public place, of course with my often gassy situation, this album is appropriate, for someone like me. It's been quite some time that you guys had a new album released, and I think it's about time. | | | Pete "da fart may be gone but da memory lingers on and on and on and on" Frecchio |
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http://www.dayoopers.com/whatsnew.html
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| | Fart Farting Flatulence Gas Bodily Function Sound Smell Body Science |
| | Beans on the other hand, may make you fart a lot but they aren't usually the smelly kind. | | | The sound of your fart depends on the speed of the fart leaving your body and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of your anus. | | | Have you heard that saying: "Whoever smelt it, dealt it?" A fart smells the same to the person who delivered it and to the person smelling it. |
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http://www.kidzworld.com/site/p473.htm
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| | fart - definition of fart in Encyclopedia |
| | A few individuals, such as Le Petomane, have brought flatulence into the field of entertainment. | | | Some find humor in lighting farts, which works well due to the methane content. | | | Flatulence can be considered humorous to some people, either due to the scent or the sounds produced. |
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http://encyclopedia.laborlawtalk.com/fart
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| | Fart Calendar |
| | enjoys others' farts thinking they are his own | | | and from this list see what kind of fart you are! | | | face so much like his butt, fart can't tell which way to go |
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http://home.att.net/~cecw/fartcal.htm
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| | Fart definition - Medical Dictionary definitions of popular medical terms |
| | Fart definition - Medical Dictionary definitions of popular medical terms | | | Fart: This is not an accepted medical word for passing gas. | | | Excess gas in the intestinal is medically termed "flatulence." (But what is excess gas is difficult to define since symptom-free individuals have recorded approximately 14 passages of gas per 24 hours!) |
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http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=6484
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| | Attention women: until your farts start smelling like cinnamon buns, quit bitching. |
| | Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! | | | Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then they act like they fart sunshine and kittens from their assholes when they rip one. | | | Farting around a woman is like listening to a radio permanently stuck on the wailing bitch station: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FARTED." Yeah it's real hard to believe that guys have the ability to let out air from their colons, call Ripley. |
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=women_smell
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| | New Scientist Breaking News - Fish farting may not just be hot air |
| | But Wilson points that, unlike a human fart, the sounds are probably not caused by digestive gases because the number of sounds does not change when the fish are fed. | | | The researchers also tested whether the fish were farting from fear, perhaps to sound an alarm. | | | But when they exposed fish to a shark scent, there was again no change in the number of FRTs. |
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http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4343
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| | The Complete Fart Link Page |
| | I Fart on You-Check out this well-done professional fart site. | | | Fart Analises-Get all of your fart ratings here! | | | Remembrance of Farts Past-Archival Humor Of An "Immature" Nature |
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http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/6113/fartlink.htm
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| | Technorati Tag: fart |
| | A tag is like a subject or category. | | | Some people could care less when and where to fart? | | | We have all your fart needs at Gagworks.com. |
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http://www.technorati.com/tag/fart
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| | Fart Sound and Fart Smell |
| | Mix in someones drink or food and wait for the farting to begin. | | | We didn't think the other Remote Fart Machine could be out done...., but it has happened. | | | Push slime into cup and it emits different fart sounds (squeaker, wet ones, blow a hole in your ass, etc....). |
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http://www.soimmature.com/sub_pages/thumb_products_fart.html
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| | Rothy's Fart Page |
| | Give it a listen and you'll see what I mean. | | | This is a gigantic collection of fart links and other interesting sites from all over the internet. | | | Either I, or some of the visitors will post back to you. |
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http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/6113
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| | Early Stuart Libels: The Parliament Fart (1607-) |
| | This fart is noe Ordinance fitt for the Tower. | | | A good yeare on this fart, quoth gentle Sir Harry34 | | | To Fart in the nose of the bodie pollitique |
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http://www.earlystuartlibels.net/htdocs/parliament_fart_section/C1i.html
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| | Fart Thesaurus |
| | davebrok (a stop-and-go kind of fart - contributed by Skeetkix) | | | fart combo (2 or more farts made within 5 seconds of each other - contributed by red arse) | | | fart like a popcorn machine (contributed by SimplyLucy) |
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http://www.heptune.com/fartword.html
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| | Internet Archive: Details: Fart Harmonica |
| | When he farts, after the pump has pressurized his large intestine, you hear a typical fart sound and no harmonica noises. | | | Didnt even know that was scientifically possible to do this really. | | | I cant seem to have seen someone been pumed up the assed with a bike pump then fart it back out through a harmonica! |
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http://www.archive.org/movies/details-db.php?collection=opensource_movies&collectionid=fartharmonica
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| | YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. |
| | farting; fire; a naked man, who light his balls!! | | | (No, I don't mean when she farts) Have fun and enjoy! | | | Tags // farting : fire : naked : light : his : balls |
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http://www.youtube.com/results.php?search=fart
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| | The Fart Farm |
| | I have been wandering around for the last few days with a dictaphone in my hand, and shoving it up the backside of anyone who looked suspiciously like they were about to fart, alternatively you could drop one straight into the microphone or headset of your pc. | | | You can remain anonymous or I can publish your name if you wish, please state how you would like to be known. | | | Every time you see a farting man, you can click on him to hear the dirty deed for yourself. |
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http://www.fartfarm.com
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| | Fart Sounds Galore |
| | You can listen to the fart sounds produced by many of these fart products right here. | | | Many of these are free online for you to download any time you want to do so. | | | Other Products: Hydroderm Ultram genital warts Viagra dental insurance fart sounds Cialis propecia Hydroxycut Ultracet Fioricet levitra Tramadol Cortislim |
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http://www.farts.com/fart-sounds.htm
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| | Fart Fun From The PrankPlace.com |
| | Belching will not gain you any points in this game. | | | You can switch from fart to normal ring whenever you feel like it. | | | Just $ 8.89 each when you buy 2 or more! |
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http://www.prankplace.com/fartfun.htm
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| | Visual Design Core - View Profile: Fart |
| | Fart is not a member of any public groups | | | To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. |
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http://www.visualdesigncore.com/member.php?u=1093
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| | Discounted Novelties, Gag Gifts and Practical Jokes |
| | Every prankster needs at least one fart machine in their arsenal. | | | Who has the time to blow up a whoopee cushion these days, with all of the stress that life presents us? | | | Each fart machine comes factory sealed (and tested), with a remote control and features 15 different fart sounds. |
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http://www.zymetrical.com/product.asp?3=557
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| | fart hammer |
| | Find what you're looking for at Lycos Search. | | | Can't find any information on: fart hammer, why not give AskMen.com a try? | | | Search over 8500 articles on everything from career advice and first dat... |
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http://fart-hammer.3qn.net
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| | old fart definition of old fart in computing dictionary - by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia. |
| | This information should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. | | | A title self-assumed with remarkable frequency by (especially) Usenetters who have been programming for more than about 25 years; often appears in sig blocks attached to Jargon File contributions of great archaeological significance. | | | old fart definition of old fart in computing dictionary - by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia. |
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http://computing-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/old+fart
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| | WHO CUT THE CHEESE? (A Cultural History of the Fart) By Jim Dawson |
| | Jim Dawson is a lonely and tortured man who was hounded out of his hometown of Parkersburg, West Virginia (some say tarred, feathered and ridden out on a rail) after displaying X-rays of his farts (which came out as gray images inside his colon) at a local art gallery. | | | "You can write about farts all you want in this book, | | | Nearly everything you'd want to know (or ought to) about farting is in this book. |
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http://www.electricearl.com/fart
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| | Remote Control Fart Machine, Gags, Practical Jokes and Gag Gifts from PrankPlace.com |
| | The Brand New Fart Machine has “BoomBox” Technology, which allows more vibrant, natural sounding Farts!. | | | Just $ 8.89 each when you buy 2 or more! | | | Place this under your co-workers desk,then when they have someone in their office, press the remote from across the office, and let the laughter begin (at their expense of course!) |
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http://www.prankplace.com/fart.htm?KBID=2886
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| | Free Anagram Research Tool (previously called Sater) |
| | With easy pasting, you can paste an anagram like Onno = noon into the "original text" field. | | | If nothing is wrong, and you appreciate this software, | | | Since version 5.1, FART is released under the GPL license. |
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http://www.xs4all.nl/~onnoz/maanrag/sater.html
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| | Artie (2000) |
| | Basically this is a really bad college movie that attempts to use fart jokes to staple everything together. |
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245724
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| | Art's Fart Mart Welcome! |
| | You can send FREE eCards with Belch Burp Fart Soundbytes -- if you are a Student of the Art of Petomane, a Collector of Doll Outhouses and Victorian Chamber Potty, Latrine Humor and our Favorite Family-Approved Scatological Songs in RealAudio that you can listen to for FREE. | | | Welcome to Art's Fart Mart, where you will find Only the Best Fart Machines, Fart Sprays, Doggie Doo Keychains, Fake Poo & Pet Vomit, Where Absolutely Everything is a Gas -- Mostly Hydrogen. | | | This site maintained by software from Galaxy Website Design |
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http://www.f4rt.com
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